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FILM! ANIMATION! SHAKEY CAMERA
WORK! The movies
of The Teatons Project range
everywhere from documentaries of
epic 'teatonings' to insane
rainbow-filled cartoons of
randomness.
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TEATONS
THE MOVIE TEASER
By
Jonny RoastaThe
teaser to the possibly
upcoming movie adaptation
of The Teatons true story
entitled 'Fall of The
Teaton', featuring the
arche villian Mr XD!
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TO WATCH
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VIVA
LA TEATONS
By
Jonny RoastaThe
story of The Teatons
Project as told through a
clever montage featuring
mad-teatons-action,
minions from all over the
place, and the teatons
Walmart Noise-Down!
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TO WATCH
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MY
VELOURIA
By
Jonny RoastaThe
Guys (Wallas, Greg, and
Jeff) are back in this
music video of 'Velouria'
by The Pixies. Featuring
wreckless driving, alien
attacks, and lazers!
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TO WATCH
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THE
TEATONS
By
Jonny RoastaThe
guys are Wallas, Greg,
and Jeff, and they are in
a desperate search for
nothing. Completely
devoid of plot,
direction, or a sense of
reality, and stupid
dangerous.
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TO WATCH
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TEATONS
DAY 2006
By
Jonny RoastaAn
animation commemorating
the awesumest minions of
The Teatons Project in
2005!
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TO WATCH
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TEATONED
THINGS
By
Jonny RoastaIn
an attemp to bring The
Teatons Project back to
its creative roots, Jonny
sets out to teaton
Martinez, California in
new interesting and
artistic ways!
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TO WATCH
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TEATONS
ATTACK AIRSPACE
By
PIURWhile
making his journies
aboard various airliners,
Piur goes hardcore and
teatons the plane's cabin
fearlessly!
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TO WATCH
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JONNY
GOES TO ALAMEDA
By
PiurThe
greatest teatons
adventure evercaught on
video? MAYBE! Join Jonny
as he visits Piur on his
own for the first time in
his hometime of Alameda,
California. Much teaton
action, silliness, and
the production of the
teatons music "Hyper
Space Bad"!
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TO WATCH
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SUPER
IGP FUN FIGHT
By
IGP CREWCould
this be IGP Crew's final
adventure as the original
members? WHAT WILL BECOME
OF TEATONS IN MIDLAND
MICHIGAN?! We can only
hope for a reunion.
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TO WATCH
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TEATONS
ARE LIKE FINE WINE AND A
FAIRGROUND PRETZEL
By
IGP CREWMore
intense teatoing action
for Zach, Ethan, Cody and
Ryan of IGP Crew in
Midland, Michigan.
REPRESENT!
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TO WATCH
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TEATONS
SMELL LIKE DEATH
By
IGP CREWTons
of teatoning action by
the IGP Crew caught on
tape from Midland,
Michigan. Featuring Zach,
Ethan, Ryan, and Cody.
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TO WATCH
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TEATONS
EXERCISE PROGRAM
By
Jonny RoastaInstructional
video detailing the
amazing revolutionary
'Teatons Three-Step
Exercise Program"!
Filmed while riding a
bike home from work. A
tribute to Shawn Liam.
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TO WATCH
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TEATONS
STREET PERFORMANCE:
CHINATOWN
By
PiurPiur
and Jonny meet up in
Chinatown of Lake Merritt
in Oakland, California to
lay down some freestyle
and beats on the street.
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TO WATCH
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TEATONS
STREET PERFORMANCE: QUEEN
STREET
By
Liam3000 and BenMembers
of Team 3000 in Auckland,
New Zealand cause terror
on Queen Street as they
reinact a particularly
strange teaton about
stealing someone's face.
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TO WATCH
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PIUR
TEATONS: CSSSA
By
PiurPiur
spreads his teaton art
around Valencia,
California while
attending a film school
program at CSSSA.
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TO WATCH
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DUSTIN,
JORDAN & JONNY
TEATON: MARTINEZ
By
Jonny RoastaJonny
and his friends join
forces to let loose some
pretty tight teatons
around Martinez,
including the
freeway-offramp-teaton!
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JONNY
& PIUR TEATON:
MARTINEZ
By
Jonny RoastaJonny
and Piur as they put up
some especially unique
teatons at Juvenile Hall
and an elementary school
in Martinez.
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TO WATCH
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PIUR
& TYLER TEATON:
OAKLAND PARKING GARAGE
By
Piur and Jonny RoastaPiur
and Tyler stick teatons
all over a parking garage
in Oakland in this
montage with spicy music
and video
effect-goodness.
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TO WATCH
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'TEATONS
WORLD' COMMERCIAL
By
Jonny Roasta and PiurThe
puppetshow commerical for
The Teatons music first
album 'Teatons World', as
approved by Tom Cruise!
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TO WATCH
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TEATONS
MONOGATARI
By
Mark GobbinGameplay
footage of Mark Gobbin's
edit of the freeware game
Cave Story featuring
terrible new sprites,
script, and very weird
music by Alice In Chains.
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FIRST
VOYAGE OF THE VALIANT
TEATON
By
The Giant S-DukesPiur
and Gordan Murray set
sail with their Teatons
Boat 'The Valiant
Teatons'! Watch its
journey from a pond in
Alameda, California to
the wide open waters of
the Bay Area!
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ATTACK
OF THE KILLER RAINBOWS
ATTACK RETURNS
By
Mark GobbinA
highschool based
education/drama/acid-trip
film featuring bad
animation, salted-rhinos,
and rainbows bleeding.
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A
LEMON WITHOUT A CAUSE
By
Mark GobbinThe
tale of a lemon and an
exploding hamburger, as
told in a fasion that
only Mark Gobbin could
tell.
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HARD
HAT AREA
By
KRAXY JUCEThe
official music video for
the classic by KRAXY JUCE
for the 'Teatons World'
music cd!
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ROUND
TABLE PROPAGANDA
By
Jonny RoastaThree
days after leaving his
job (on good terms) at
Round Table Pizza, Jonny
decides to make a return
to play a little joke on
his former employer via
The Teatons! Behold
Teatons Round Table
Propaganda!
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TO WATCH
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THE
TEATONS: ONE YEAR
By
IGP CREWAn
animation commemorating
the first year of Teatons
glory!
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TO WATCH
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THE
TREE
By
MutantleGStop-motion
cartoon music video and
gothic claymation.
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TO WATCH
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SHOVE
THE GOAT
By
Mark GobbinTerriblely
great unfinished music
video by featuring music
by The Prodigy.
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TO WATCH
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TEATONS
THE MOVIE TRAILER (FAKE)
By
IGP CREWIGP
Crew's firt video, a fake
trailer for Teatons The
Movie. Pretty old stuff
here...
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TO WATCH
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POPULAR TEATONS DIRECTORS:
IGP CREW
JONNY ROASTA
PIUR
MARK GOBBIN
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©
2005, 2008 The Teatons Project
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